I'm Not High, Mr. Hippo.

I've been M.I.A lately, I know. I'm sorry.

But I have more photos for you! What is that? Do I hear tons of excited screaming coming from my followers? I knew it.

x]

Anyway! Here are the photos for you to gaze upon and wonder, "What the heck?!?! Why are there so many freakin' pictures of her cat and dog?" And I will reply by saying: "Cuuzzz, I can, yo!" (Seriously, that's how I would say it.)

Okay, you know what? I'm going to shut up before this gets any worse.

Too late.


We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine...( My mom and I were in a Mexican restaurant were blessed to hear the Mexican version of Yellow Submarine. More? Yes, please.)

Pictures, pictures...back to the pictures! Here take a look. Have fun. Imma go question my sanity.

 All the cool kids hang out at Advanced Auto Parts.

Before you ask, no, we did not park in the handicap parking spot. Even though at one glance at my brother and I, one would find it acceptable. 

A first happened: I wore a dress. For no reason. Yep. 

 I don't think the world appreciates how hard it is to take a picture of your on hair. 

Who can take a crippled person and get them closer to the door? The handicap man can...the handicap man can! (DJKHFKD, what is wrong with me?!?! I'm seriously no where near hyper.) 

A little fox statue that sits and guards our house. 

Apparently he recently lost a toe. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

its so cute. 

No dog gives a better, "If I had thumbs I'd strangle you right now." look. 

Awww, even her ear is cute. :3

Ah, Gracie. The only little dog I'll ever love. (Well, I love Frasier too...)

"Hey, please stop taking pictures of me."

"Heck no."

....

"WOMAN, STOP WITH THE DANG PICTURES! I can't help that I'm beautiful." 

If Gracie could talk...this would totally be a conversation between us. (I can see it in her eyes)

One might wonder how many pictures one can take of a dogs ear.

PSH. Not enough. 

AHHH. Me likey dis photo. :D

Annnnnnnddd, this one!

Now onto a bunch of photos of...my cat's ear! 

Ain't it bE-a-Utiful? :0

Ahh, what my cat will do just to get her tummy rubbed. (Seriously, she's the only cat I know who doesn't mind their tummy rubbed. Dats what she AHmaZING! ^0^ <---It looks high. HA!)

Okay, I'll shut up before you guys call the funny farm.

(They're coming to take me away, aha, they're coming to take me away, ahe!) 

Seriously.

I'm shutting up. Like. Now. 

Bye. 

WithMuchLove,

My Heart Belongs to the Blue Ridge Mountains

Guys, I found where I want, wait--no, need to live in the Blue Ridge Mountains. My mother, brother, Aunt Jean and I took a trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains. My Aunt goes through there all the time since she lives only a hour or two away. We actually live a couple hours away.

Why the heck haven't we gone yet?

It's fall, so it's so dag-blam beautiful! I didn't really get any pictures that gave the beautifully sculpted mountains and brilliant, fiery leaves any justice. It was strange because, being surrounded by such a beautiful sight caused my creativity to get lost in it all.  That probably made no sense. xD

Anyway, with out further ado...the pictures.

 'I like to think that the mountains are just another way the world reaches up, longing for it's savior.'

 'Sam. Sam. SAM! Sam...I wanna picture of you.'

' One day this will be my home. One day.' (And, yes, I'm talking.) 

' I've learned to hate my glasses. They ruin ever photo of me. But, hey, they help me see and with out them, I would never know the beauty of the mountains. Okay, so...I'm not that blind.' 

 'Quick-take a picture of Aunt Jean!'

 With all the photos I take of Sam, you'd think I'm a fan girl. Nope, I'm just his sister. 

 'BAM.'

 Check...

 out these...

 GUNS! 

 'Ha. It looks like you're singing in this picture.'

'But I'm not. Or am I.'

'The questions of life.' 

 'What is that? A pathetic jerk?"

> Sam's -.- look<

 'Sam, you're going to have to live here so I can take obsessive trips here.'

'Orrrr you could just live here yourself.'

'That's a plan.' 

 'Sam, you're a goof.'

'I know.' 

 The one serious picture we got. Sorta. 

 'Aw, look at that big cheesy grin!'

 'HA. Sam, you look like you're trying to be Asian.'

'I am Asain.'
'Wait...'

 'If my profile picture wasn't as amazing as it is, this would become my profile picture.' 

 'Ah, Sam, don't tackle me!'

'But it's so much fun!'

 'Suck it up Sam, Lia is braving the wind in shorts!'

 'Mwah. I luvr u.' 

 Sam took this picture.

 'Take off those sunglasses, Aunt Jean. We need to see those B-E-A-Utiful eyes!'

 'Gawh, Sam. You're hair looks so luscious.' 

 'Hey, look, there's one!'

 'You should have had me get behind the grass so that when people look at the picture they'd go, 'hey, look...grass...OH MY GOSH, a face.' 

 'What are you doing?'

'Getting away from the wind.'

'You're pathetic.'

'Grunt'

 >laughing while taking picture<

'What is Sam doing now?'

'Nothing.'

 >still laughing<

'...he's doing something, isn't he?'

 'Sam, what are you doing now?'

'Sam, you're silly'

':D'

 >a bunch of giggling<

 'Hey, look, I got a serious picture!'

 'Awww, look at those big grins...and Sam's drugged look.' 

 'Are we done?'

'Uh, sure, Mom.' 

 'Is Jesse making faces now too?'

'I taught her all she knows.'

 'Gimme back my camera! Sam, give it back! Imma kill you.'

 'I want one.'

'You wouldn't build that, Sam.'

'Yes I would.'

'No, you wouldn't.'

'Fine then, I'll buy one.'

'With what money?'

'You know, that money.'

'Oh, yeah, that money.' 

 'Gimme your camera.'

'Hold on, lemme take a picture'

 'Now give it to me.'

'No! I'm not done!'

>HUGE SIGH<

 'All I want to do is take ONE picture...one...grumble...grumble...' 

'Shut up.' 

 Sam's one picture that he gave up on. 

 'Hey, that's a pretty picture, Lia!'

'I already got it.'

'Aw, really? How did it turn out?'

'Like crap...hey, look at that!'

 'Stupid window.'

 'Gimme your camera, Lia.'

'You can't even use it, Mom.'

'Yes I can!'

'Sure. Let me see you use it.'

>pause<

'Mom, you use that button to take the picture.'

'Oh.'

>pause<

'Is it on?'

'Yes, Mom. It's on. (Aw, gawh, these photos are gonna suck.)

 'Hey, these photos weren't huge blurs like I thought they would be!'

 'Oooh, Lia, that's another good picture.'

'I know, Mom. I got it.'

'Oh. Well, get another picture.'

 'Hey, you wouldn't want to get you're hand stuck in there!'

>sticks hand in<

'HA!'

 'Hey, I didn't know they had Starbucks in the 1700's.' 

'Back to the Future. It's true.' 

 'People ask me what certain things on the menu is like and I have to tell them, 'I don't know', because this is all I ever get.' 

 'Once I finish my sandwich, can I have a bowl of soup too?'

 'What did you get Lia?

"Ginger-ale, or ginger brew.'

'You can see the ginger floating in it.'

'Really? AWESOME!'

 'I like this town, Floyd.' 

'Today was great.'

'Yeah, I had a really fun time.'

'I love you guys.'

'We love you too.' 

With Much Love,

P.S

All captains our quotes from the trip or when were looking at my pictures. :]