It snowed. Correction: it is snowing.
We've gotten about two inches in a hour.
Okay, you got to understand, where I come from that's a lot.
Now, let me remind you I hate the cold but snow is pretty.
And painfully bright.
And cold.
Two against one. I think we've conluded that I hate snow.
Is it summer yet?
Oh, by the way, Merry Christmas.
